Holy fuck, if you are as old as
@Myles O'Reilly believes you to be, then you could pretend you were the young buck. Say your name is Barney and sell the tour as an oppurtunity to kiss both the Barney and Blarney stones in the same day.
this could be a serious money maker.
one look at me and all thoughts of young bucks dissapear -- even if you trowlled a bag of cement into the valleys and cracks i would still look like an old bear --pear shaped --the braces are the only engineering capable of keeping the trousers on .
i have had to deal with a good few druggies in my time many of whom threatened to sue me after they promised to burn my house --some of them were after getting their methadone fix as they now have to take it in the chemist,
they cannot take it outside and sell it.
and i brought them into town and now have to take the bastards home while they crawl around the bus on their hands and knees trying to steal handbags --i naturally have had some interesting moments and conversations and they have made some very unusual requests to cook/ eat some of by organs /feed some or all of me to the pigs /their dogs etc but none of them offered to kiss the barney stones --- what are you smoking declan-.
by the way i make comments about galway people in jest they are no greedier than the kilkenny crowd dont take it personal --when i am presented with your tipping or not tipping usually the man who drove you around all day it is irresistible and i am serving the public good as it may make you tip some poor bastard who need it.